Choose a job yo…

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
-Confucius

04.24.13

A celebrity

A celebrity is someone who works hard in his/her life to be known and then wears black glasses to avoid being noticed.

04.17.13

by Flashing Lights

A dream does not become reality by magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.
-Colin Powell

04.02.13

by Flashing Lights

1. How do you make a fruit punch?

2. What has four legs but can’t walk?

3. What did the math book say to the other math book?

4. What is a witches favorite part in school?

5. What is round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be?

Answers:

1. Give it boxing lessons.

2. A chair!

3. Boy do I have problems.

4. Spelling

5. A Watch

02.20.13

by Flashing Lights

A dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
-Mark Twain

02.08.13

by Flashing Lights