Jokes of the day (5)

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1. How do you make a fruit punch?

2. What has four legs but can’t walk?

3.  What did the math book say to the other math book?

4. What is a witches favorite part in school?

5.  What is round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be?

Answers:

1. Give it boxing lessons.

2. A chair!

3. Boy do I have problems.

4. Spelling

5.  A Watch

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